Sex in the Dark

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time
they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.

Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she
would break him out of this crazy habit.So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild,
screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights.

She looked down... and saw her husband
was holding a battery-operated
pleasure device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real
one. She went completely ballistic.

"You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "how
could you be lying to me all ofthese years? You better explain yourself!"

The husband looks her straight in the
eyes and says calmly,

"I'll explain the toy . .. . you explain
the kids."